So...Thursday brings me to pop review. And gosh by golly if you can't go 10 minutes without hearing about this Justin Bieber fella. As follower Mith would say, he's got Bieber Fever. I had to get on the internet machine, and finally see what all the fuss was about. So doing a background check, he's 16 years old, apparently quite the heart throb with the teens and is signed to a label owned by Usher. A guy by the name of Scooter Braun saw his videos on YouTube and wanted to sign him to a deal. He later became his manager, hooked up with Usher and the rest is - well, today I guess. And this is serious, kids are getting hurt trying to see this guy. Trampling, fights, crowd control devices are all injuring little girls trying to touch his hands like some screamin' Usher fans. (Thanks Em) All I have to say is - good. That is Darwinism at its finest. First and foremost, I LOVE music. I would never cry at the mere sight of an artist. I certainly would not wait in line 17 hours to maybe catch a glimpse of even the HOTTEST of female performer. It's just stupid. Don't we have better things to do? Anyway...this is for the most part - you guessed it, garbage. Not to sound harsh, but can guys really sing in a tone that high pitched? I mean, if this kid hasn't gone through puberty yet, what happens when he sings like the guy from Crash Test Dummies? Career over right? Regardless, the music sucks. Sure he'll go on to sell a few million records when the day is said and done, but you have to figure at least half will be little girls just buying it because they think buying his record will make him want to be with them in real life. Quite the delusion. But for grown people who actually have a musical palette, don't listen to this. It's not worth the ruining of the rest of your day.
TRACK LISTING:
1. Baby
2. Somebody to Love
3. Stuck in the Moment
4. U Smile
5. Runaway Love
6. Never Let You Go
7. Overboard
8. Eenie Meenie
9. Up
10. That Should Be Me
Listen To Samples
Top 3 Tracks:
1. Somebody To Love
2. Baby
3. Eenie Meenie (Yeah, it has Sean Kingston in it, that's how bad the rest is)
FINAL RATING:
.75 out of 5 stars
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